A Concise and Witty Look at
The Top 3 Airline Industry News Stories

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  • Brief, witty rundowns of the top three stories of the day as picked by our crack editorial team/dartboard
  • Airline Potpourri with quick links to other stories we found interesting
  • Andrew’s famous Moment of Levity to help put a smile on your face
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