October 1, 2020

The Day of Reckoning has Arrived: CARES Act Expires and Furloughs Begin

1 October 1 is a date that has loomed over the industry for six months, as everyone braced for the expiration of the CARES Act and the job losses that would follow. While many groups have made 11th hour agreements to avoid furloughs and layoffs over the last two weeks, over 30,000 people are expected to lose their jobs beginning today.

American will furlough 19,000 employees, Envoy 1,000, and United 13,432 for a total of 33,432 lost jobs. United and its pilots came to an agreement earlier this week to hold off on any furloughs until June 2021 while Delta and its pilots kicked the can down the road only one month, delaying any decision until November 1 on the off chance the government provides more funding.

In addition to the lost jobs, the CARES Act protection of cities maintaining service will go away as well. Several airlines, led by American have announced service cuts in the coming weeks and more are expected. Small and medium-sized airports within a couple hours drive of a larger airport are especially in danger of losing service with the expiration of the CARES Act rules.

A bill has been introduced in the Senate to extend an additional $25 billion to the air travel industry to protect jobs for another six months while the White House has proposed $20 billion. It was always unlikely that it would be signed into law prior to today… but many hope that the stalled legislation can save many of the jobs currently on the chopping block.


FAA Chief Flies on Max, Doesn’t Crash

2 FAA Administrator Steve Dickson piloted the Boeing 737 Max in a test flight over Seattle yesterday, and it did not crash.

The aircraft has been banned from flying since March of 2019 when an Ethiopian Airlines 737 Max crashed, killing all 157 on board. The crash was the second for the plane in less than five month. Both incidents were caused by a flawed automated flight system leading to the grounding.

Despite the test flight, the FAA will continue its review before the plane is brought back into service, saying there is more work to be done. The current timeline has the aircraft returning to service late in 2020 or early 2021.


South African Airways Suspends All Operations

3 South African Airways has suspended all operations as the airline has effectively run out of cash. This comes after a rumored plan by some guy who served briefly as CEO this year to enter the illegal elephant ivory trade was deemed impractical.

The airline has been put under “care and maintenance” until the ongoing discussions between its Business Rescue Practitioners and the government result in a deal for a new funding plan. This move comes right after SAA’s LCC subsidiary, Mango, was forced to shut down its operation due to unpaid maintenance bills.

The South African government has not yet provided the $590 million the airline needed to stay afloat. SAA has been desperate for operating cash since before the pandemic, with the downturn in demand only making its financial predicament worse. SAA has been in bankruptcy since December of last year.


American Airlines Eliminates Partner Seating Benefit

4 American Airlines is removing access to its Main Cabin Extra seating for most oneworld elite members traveling on the airline. Previously, Sapphire and Emerald members (the two top tiers in oneworld) could reserve complimentary MCE seats when traveling on American at booking while Ruby members could assign MCE 24 hours prior to departure. Now they can’t.

While oneworld elites will still have access to so-called “preferred” seating in economy class — which is just closer to the front but not physically different — they will be required to purchase Main Cabin Extra at the going rate. Oneworld Aquamarine and Tanzanite tiers will continue to receive free upgrades at the time of booking, mostly because those tiers don’t exist.

The change won’t effect American’s own elites as they will still receive access to MCE at no charge. Along with MCE, AA elites will still be eligible to upgrade to first using AA’s traditional pyramid scheme 500-mile upgrade certs.


United States and Bangladesh Agree to Open Skies Agreement

5 The United States and Bangladesh have agreed to an open skies agreement, including unrestricted capacity and frequency of services, open route rights, and open codesharing.

The FAA is now expected to conduct an inspection before carriers can begin direct air services. They’ll take a look at major airports in the country as well as airlines that would like to operate to the United States. Specifically, the FAA will want to make sure there are no Pakistan-type shenanigans and that everyone who says they are a pilot actually is a pilot.

Biman Bangladesh Airlines flew to New York/JFK from Dhaka (DAC) between 1993 and 2006, operating via Europe. The loss-making route, however, was suspended in July 2006. The airline considered re-starting a fifth-freedom route to JFK prior to the pandemic, so it still has an interest, but not many — if any — other airlines are expected to care.


Airline Potpourri

  • British Airways is launching a daily flight from Heathrow to Bermuda beginning March 28.
  • FlyPelican is launching new, 2x-weekly service between Canberra (CBR) and Port Macquarie (PQQ).
  • Hawaiian resumed service today to both Las Vegas and Tokyo/Narita.
  • HK Express is the latest to launch a “flight to nowhere,” offering a 1.5 hour aerial tour of Hong Kong.
  • JetBlue launched two new destinations from Tampa today: Providence and Washington/National.
  • SWISS has finally caught up and refunded all customers who requested refunds for flights through July.
  • TAP has negotiated payment deferrals on 60% of its leased Airbus aircraft.

Andrew’s Moment of Levity

I got offered a new job last night teaching poetry in the county jail. I’ve spent all day today weighing the prose and cons.

September 30, 2020

Boeing to End 787 Production In Washington

1 With a reduction in demand for its Boeing 787 Dreamliner due to the pandemic, Boeing is preparing to move its entire production of the aircraft to Charleston, SC.

Currently, Boeing splits the production of the Dreamliner between Charleston and Everett, Washington. But there simply isn’t enough demand for the aircraft right now to justify both locations. Boeing’s staff in Charleston is not unionized, making costs cheaper than the unionized work group in Washington state. 

In the most obvious development since the news broke, Congressman Rick Larsen, who represents the district in Everett where Boeing is has called the decision “shortsighted and misplaced.” While Congressman Jeff Duncan of Charleston, SC says the news is “great to hear.”

Our suggestion that the congressmen and mayors from both cities battle it out in a 2-on-2 mud wrestling match inside a Dreamliner was not accepted by Boeing officials, but we’re hopeful that an arm wrestling match might be considered as a compromise.


JetBlue Replaces Middle Seat Blocking with Less Generous Capacity Cap

2 JetBlue has updated its booking policy for the holidays, capping flights at 70% capacity until December 1, but curiously not guaranteeing empty middle seats. JetBlue is currently guaranteeing a blocked middle on all flights through October 15 but will no longer make the promise of an empty middle following that date. This significantly increases the chance of having a neighbor most notably on flights operated by Embraer 190s.

JetBlue’s new guidelines also apply to its premium Mint product, where it will fill the front cabin to the oddly random number of 14 — out of 16 available. At that point, why not go ahead and sell the whole thing? Well, it’s because they are creating a buffer between passengers and flight attendants by blocking the aisles in row 1. The question is… which group are they trying to protect from the other?

It’s also worth noting that JetBlue is only guaranteeing the cap through December 1 — if it sees demand pick up for the peak of holiday travel, it’s given itself the wiggle room to book its cabins to full capacity.


SkyWest Secures $573 Million from Federal Government

3 Regional carrier SkyWest has entered into a five-year loan with the Treasury Department guaranteeing the airline the right to borrow up to $573 million as needed. SkyWest secured $60 million from the loan guarantee upon signing and has until March 26 to take any of the other remaining funds.

SkyWest receives the loan from the government at the sparkling-low interest rate of just 3%. The airline must also issue warrants to the treasury to purchase stock to back the loan. For the first $60 million, SkyWest issued warrants for 211,416 shares at $28.38 each.

The collateral for the loan is from SkyWest’s aircraft engines and engine parts plus its extensive supply of peanuts and pretzels. SkyWest is restricted from paying dividends during the life of the loan and is required to consult the government before making any large purchases, including more peanuts and pretzels. 


Singapore to Reopen to Australians October 8

4 Singapore will open its borders for most Australians — with the exception of those scoundrels from Victoria — as the island-nation looks to welcome back tourism and business travel.

Singapore has been open for several weeks for essential business to Australians and those from other select nations, but this edict applies to all travel, including tourism and non-essential business. The new policy also applies to travelers from Vietnam wanting to visit Singapore.

Visitors arriving in Singapore will take a virus test for S$300 (~US$219) at Changi Airport. A negative result will be required to enjoy quarantine-free travel on the island.

The agreement falls short of a full-on travel bubble as Australians returning home from their vacation in Singapore will still be required to quarantine when arriving in Australia. 


Rex Secures Six Boeing 737-800NGs

5 Australian domestic startup and all around good boy, Rex, has secured itself six Boeing 737-800NGs formerly flying for Virgin Australia as a part of its ramp up to operate on key Aussie routes.

The first aircraft will be delivered on November 1, with the following five coming in over the next four months. The first three aircraft acquired by Rex will launch on March 1, doggone it.

They will operate on the Sydney-Melbourne route with two more aircraft coming into service by the first of April. Rex plans on acquiring plenty of in-flight entertainment for the aircraft, planning to screen Jurassic Bark on the inaugural flight.

The airline hopes to have as many as ten obedient aircraft by the end of 2021.


Airline Potpourri

  • Air Serbia will add a third daily frequency to Zurich on Thursday through Monday, making 19 weekly flights from its Belgrade hub.
  • Alaska will begin offering rapid virus testing for Hawai’i-bound passengers at pop-up clinics on the west coast, beginning with one in Seattle on October 12. The test will cost $135 and guarantees a result within two hours.
  • Brussels Airlines is increasing its frequencies to Africa by 40% during this winter.
  • IndiGo took delivery of an A320neo from the intimidatingly-named AerDragon today.
  • Lufthansa Cargo took delivery of its 9th Boeing 777F.
  • Norwegian is under consideration to be nationalized by the Norwegian government in order to keep it operating.

Andrew’s Moment of Levity

Times New Roman, Comic Sans MS, and Arial walk into a bar. Before they can sit down, the bartender orders them out. “We don’t serve your type here!,” he bellowed.

September 29, 2020

American, JetBlue Join Pre-Departure Virus Testing Club

1 American and JetBlue are joining Hawaiian and United in having a pre-flight testing option for customers who are in need of a negative test to fly to their destination.

The JetBlue option is a saliva test conducted at home via a video chat with a test supervisor on the other end overseeing the sample collection. Now there’s a job — sitting at a computer all day watching people take saliva tests from their living room.

The sample is then overnighted to the lab and a result is returned within 72 hours. It’s improtant to note that saliva tests are not accepted by all jurisdictions — many places like Hawai’i require nasal swabs — and the onus is on the traveler to ensure that the test offered by JetBlue is valid for their destination. So that’s fun.

American’s option is much more limited for now. It begins with a trial for Jamaican residents heading back home from Miami. The Bahamas is expected to launch a similar program with American next month, and other Caribbean nations will follow. If it goes well, this will be expanded to US citizens. American has also set something up for passengers traveling from DFW to Hawai’i.

The tests presumably come at a cost, but neither airline disclosed the price in their releases. United’s Hawai’i test is $250 and is conducted at the airport, while Hawaiian’s test ranges from $90 to $150 and is conducted a drive-thru testing centers located near LAX and SFO.


Hawaii’s Pre-Departure Virus Testing Will Not be Available for Children

2 Hawai’i Governor David Ige clarified that the state’s current plan for pre-departure testing to allow visitors to the state to be exempt from the mandatory 14-day quarantine will not apply to children younger than 12.

The state’s testing partners will not offer the tests to children younger than 12, making them ineligible to be exempt from the quarantine. Because of this, families who travel together to the islands could see a situation where the parents can break quarantine but their children, aged 11 or below cannot.

For many parents, this is likely seen as a feature, and not a bug, of the new testing system in Hawai’i. However, the governor is working to expand the program and find a partner that would be willing to test children, but he does not expect to have one when the program goes live on October 15.


Honey, I’m Home! United to Return to JFK

3 After a five year hiatus, United Airlines is planning to return to New York/JFK early in 2021, according to CNBC.

United, which has a major hub across the river at Newark along with a limited presence at LaGuardia has not served JFK since 2015. CEO Scott Kirby, who joined the airline in 2017, has often said that leaving JFK was a bad idea.

Proponents of United returning to JFK after its hiatus have summed their argument up into the simple point: “JFK may be bad, but at least it’s not Newark.”


Brussels Confirmed as Next U.S. Preclearance Facility

4 Brussels Airport will host the next U.S. preclearance facility, it was confirmed on Monday. The airport was rumored to be receiving the facility earlier in the summer, but it became official when representatives from both nations signed an agreement to move forward.

Belgium will become the seventh nation to receive a U.S. preclearance facility and the first on the European continent. Canada leads the way with nine facilities, and is the only nation with more than two.

Transatlantic travel from Brussels is down 31% this year, mostly due to the pandemic. The addition of the preclearance facility could be crucial for the airport as it looks to rebound. So few airports can offer an authentic American experience before you leave the country, consisting of a terse discussion with a grumpy CBP officer and a potential secondary search of your belongings for contraband.


Singapore to Convert A380 Into a Restaurant

5 We’ve seen many airlines get creative in their attempts to find revenue during the dramatic downturn in demand, and now Singapore Airlines is turning a parked A380 into a restaurant for two nights — October 24 & 25.

While Singapore hasn’t yet released pricing for the dining experience, it seems a safe bet that Singapore Slings will be involved in one way or another. Each diner will receive will receive two complimentary alcoholic drinks plus unlimited non-alcoholic drinks as a part of their dining experience.

In addition, Singapore is offering two more unique experiences — a behind-the-scenes tour of the airline’s training center which includes time in a simulator. Singapore also is launching its SIA@Home program, giving customers the chance to experience the airline at home. Options include premium class dining delivered to your home, including the option to Book the Cook. The @Home packages will be available beginning October 5.


Airline Potpourri

  • American is launching service from Dallas/Ft. Worth to Dayton Beach (DAB) from December 17 to April 5.
  • Delta is retiring its final eight Boeing 737-700s.
  • Emirates is adding to new cities back into service with Entebbe (EBB) resuming on Thursday and Muscat (MCT) on Friday.
  • Fiji is suspending its operation to Honolulu, Los Angeles & San Francisco for December 2020 through January 11, 2021.
  • Lufthansa is halting all service into India, for October and beyond.
  • JetBlue will not resume service to Baltimore, Burbank, Ontario, CA (ONT), or San Jose (SJC) until at least April.
  • Royal Brunei is laying off its expat pilots in an effort to save costs.
  • Wizz Air is adding two new routes from Birmingham, UK to Romania. It will serve Iasi (IAS) 2x-weekly and Craiova (CRA) 4x-weekly.

Andrew’s Moment of Levity

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I’m getting over it.

September 28, 2020

American Receives $5.5 Billion Loan 

1 American Airlines announced that it received a loan of $5.5 billion from the federal government with the possibility of another $2 billion if the Treasury is willing to allocate additional funds that were reserved for other airlines that don’t need it.

Delta and Southwest have both said they would not take any loan money from the government as they navigate the eventual recovery from the virus pandemic, instead preferring to go on Pawn Stars and hawk some old airplanes to raise cash.

American, the most indebted major U.S. airline, said that borrowing from the government comes at about half the price of borrowing from the private sector. To that, millions of American taxpayers collectively nodded their heads and said “Yup.”


United, Pilots Officially Avoid Furloughs

2 United Airlines and its 13,000 pilots have officially agreed to a deal to avert layoffs and furloughs just before the clock strikes midnight on the CARES Act. The agreement will save the jobs of the 2,850 pilots who were at risk of being furloughed this week.

The current agreement prevents any United pilot from being furloughed until at least June. It also offers a second round of buyout options for all pilots who are aged 50 or above with 10 years of experience. The agreement will spread the remaining flying amongst all pilots, causing a reduction in pay for everyone but no job losses. 

Avoiding furloughs also saves United the future cost of rehiring and retraining the pilots when demand returns and the furloughed staff are brought back on-board. To celebrate the agreement, United is sending a slightly-used Polaris amenity kit to each pilot, plus a set of Continental wings pins it found in a storage room in Cleveland during quarantine.


Delta Plans to Unveil New Aircraft on November 10

3 Delta will be adding a new aircraft type into service in less than six weeks, as the airline plans to debut the A220-300, a slightly larger version of the A220-100 that airline has been operating since early 2019.

Delta will become the second customer to put the -300 into service, following Air Canada this past January. Delta’s version of the aircraft will feature 130 seats — including 12 in first and 30 in Comfort Plus — as opposed to 109 seats on the -100.

The first flight will be DL718, operating from Salt Lake City to Houston/Intercontinental at 1:35 p.m. on November 10. Pre-flight ceremonies are expected to include a mask and Biscoff party pack for all passengers and a ceremonial sanitizing of the big scissors before the ceremonial ribbon cutting.


Intelsat Tells Delta it Can Support Free Wifi

4 Intelsat, which is in the process of purchasing Gogo’s commercial aviation unit, told Delta that it can provide the bandwidth and revenue necessary to support free wifi aboard Delta flights.

Delta ran a limited test earlier in the year offering free wifi on select flights and found that the bandwith was so poor that the experience wasn’t worth offering to its passengers. But with Delta exploring options elsewhere, including options under a newly amended 2Ku agreement with Gogo, it will be on Intelsat to keep the wide swath of business Delta offers it.


Wizz Air, Hungarian Air Force Announce Agreement

5 Wizz Air and the Hungarian Air Force announced that the two will begin a common training program to the benefit of both organizations. Wizz Air will provide training for the Air Force’s A319 flight crew, both pilots and cabin crew, and will offer its two A320 simulators for Air Force pilots.

In exchange, the Air Force will allow Wizz to use Kecskemét Air Base for diversions. Previously, Wizz Air planes needing diversion in the southeastern part of Hungary were forced to divert to Vienna or Bratislava which led to logistical issues of diverting to a different country.

Further, Wizz will have the opportunity to swap out Airbus airplanes for Gripen fighters as long as only one passenger needs to travel. With demand down during the pandemic, this is just the size airplane Wizz needs.


Airline Potpourri

  • Air France will operate roughly half of its schedule from a year ago during November and December.
  • Air New Zealand has announced a second 12-month extension of elite status for all its members.
  • Delta plans to retire its entire fleet of Boeing 717 and 767-300ER aircraft by December 2025, with all of its CRJ-200’s retired by December 2023. We’ll be reporting back in 2025 to see if the airline followed through.
  • JetBlue will reportedly be operating from Boston and New York/JFK to London/Heathrow in 2021. The airline had announced its intention to fly to London, but had not announced an airport.
  • Mango was grounded on Sunday and will be indefinitely as its maintenance contractor walked off the job due to not being paid. Reportedly, the airline tried to make it up to them with thousands of mangos, but the contractor insisted on cash.
  • Peach, which is resisting merger talks with Mango, took delivery of its first A320 Neo. This was only possible because of Airbus’s willingness to accept thousands of peaches as payment.
  • Oman Air is returning to the air this Thursday, October 1.
  • Qantas has said it won’t return the A380 to service until at least 2023.

Andrew’s Moment of Levity

I saw an article on the web last night about the best uses for leftover bacon. I’d never heard of such a thing.

September 25, 2020

Would You Like Fries With That: Hawaiian to Offer Drive-Thru Virus Testing

1 On the heels of United offering virus testing at SFO, Hawaiian Airlines is poised to offer drive-thru testing for its passengers prior to departure beginning October 15. On that date, the state will allow visitors to bypass the mandatory 14-day quarantine with a negative test.

Hawaiian is partnering with Worksite Labs to offer drive-thru PCR testing for passengers prior to departure for Hawai’i. Service will first be offered in both Los Angeles and San Francisco at locations near the airport, with the airline expanding to its other mainland gateways in the coming weeks.

The cost for the test is $90 — $10 more than United’s mail-in version — guaranteeing a result within 36 hours. For those who wait until the last minute, an express day-of-travel option is available for $150, a bargain compared to United’s $250 plan. Rumors that Hawaiian will give a discount to anyone who shows up with a can of spam appear to be unfounded.


Southwest Extends Companion Pass Promotion One More Day

2 Earlier this week, Southwest launched an ambitious promotion… offering a free companion pass to anyone who booked a flight by September 24 (yesterday), to be flown by November 15. Anyone who completed that measly challenge would receive a companion pass for seven weeks in January and Feburary.

It appears that the companion pass promotion did not go as well as planned as the airline has extended the deadline one more day — to today. The idea was to sell an extra ticket that someone may not have wanted, and allow them to bring someone along in January & February when planes would likely be empty anyway. But Southwest extending an extra day makes it sound like Southwest might not have gotten the volume of response it was hoping for.

Reports out of Southwest’s Dallas headquarters say that if today’s extension does not go well, the airline will up the offer early next week to entice more sales. Some ideas they’re kicking around include an early-early bird buy-up offer, whereby passengers are bussed to the city their plane is coming from, allowing them to board the plane before it even arrives.

It’s also considering an on-board sales program where Very Important Businesspeople who purchase the promotion will be granted two minutes of mic time on each flight to peddle whatever it is they sell to their fellow passengers. We hope to have more on this in Monday’s Cranky Daily.


Air France Flight 66 Final Report Released

3 The BEA — French Civil Aviation Safety Investigation Authority — released its final report from the investigation of Air France Flight 66 that was scheduled to fly from Paris to Los Angeles on September 30, 2017.

The flight declared an emergency over Greenland due to an uncontained engine failure — that’s where the bits and pieces make it outside the engine itself — when it was diverted to Goose Bay Airport (YYR), landing without incident or injury to any passengers or crew.

The report determined that the fan hub in the fourth engine failed due to cold dwell fatigue. Gotta hate when that cold just won’t go away. The error caused most of the fan and engine to separate, causing light damage to the wing. At the time of the flight, cold dwell fatigue was not known to happen on this alloy, so it was not flagged as a potential problem. Luckily this incident, which resulted in no injuries or deaths, brought the cold dwell fatigue issue to the forefront to prevent future accidents. 


McCarran Airport to Renovate Concourse C

4 Las Vegas’s McCarran International Airport will begin a renovation project next week to revitalize Concourse C by adding more space for passengers, updating flooring, and improving passenger-friendly amenities. That probably just means more slot machines, but if we’re lucky, maybe a craps table or two. Imagine the pained decisions passengers would make during a hot roll…do I board my flight to Tulsa, or do I press my bets another unit?

Concourse C is Southwest’s main base of operations at Las Vegas, and the renovation will cause the airline to move most of its flights to Concourse B for the time being. Southwest has a smaller presence at Concourse B, operating at just six gates, compared to 17 at Concourse 17. The airport will be able to make some gates available at Concourse C using rolling closures as the project moves along to help alleviate some of the stress on Southwest’s operation.

The project will begin next week and is supposed to finish by Summer 2021. Want to bet it’s not done in time? No seriously…it’s Vegas…want to bet?


Crowdfunding Saves SA Express

5 SA Express, a government-owned airline in South Africa that serves seven domestic and three international destinations was in danger going out of business until its 800 employees stepped up and saved the airline from collapse via crowdsourced fundraising.

SA Express’s employees will become the owners of the airline after receiving approval from the airline’s creditors and the South African government to move forward. The airline, which went into bankruptcy in January will now avoid liquidation and plans to continue flying.

While the details of the ownership and management structures still have to be worked out, the staff already have some ideas about how they want the new SA Express to be run. The airline is expected to be the first in the world to allow unlimited vacation days for all employees.

Additionally, the airline has declared every day to be casual Friday, with the new uniform being a t-shirt and jeans with the airline logo prominently displayed.


Airline Potpourri

  • American politely asked the federal government if it could end subsidy-free EAS service to Joplin (JLN) and Sioux City (SUX). The government said no, at least, not unless someone else wants to come in.
  • Asiana extended its current, reduced schedule into November.
  • Avianca plans to resume international flying next week on September 28. Initially it will serve 16 cities from its hubs in Bogata (BOG) and Medellin (MDE) including Miami and New York/JFK.
  • Emirates is resuming flights to Johannesburg, Cape Town, Durban, Harare, and Mauritius, as it now serves 92 worldwide destinations.
  • KLM extended its seasonal service to Cairo into March 2021.

Andrew’s Moment of Levity

An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

September 23, 2020

United Begins First U.S. Preflight Virus Test

1 United Airlines will be the first U.S. airline to offer preflight virus testing when it begins a trial program in San Francisco for its Hawai’i-bound passengers.

When Hawai’i (hopefully) reopens to tourism on October 15, it will do so if visitors can provide an approved negative test taken within the last 72 hours. Without that test, visitors will still be required to go into quarantine. United is partnering with GoHealth & Color — both testing administrators approved by the state of Hawai’i — to offer an on-site preflight rapid test for $250 per passenger or a mail-in test for $80.

The price is steep, and that may make it more difficult to achieve large-scale adoption. If the trial for United is successful, the airline plans to roll it out at other hub airports for international travel as well… if any other country is willing to accept the results. Hawaiian Airlines, which has been devastated by its home state’s 14-day quarantine will likely be watching closely to see if can institute a similar program to spur travel back to the islands.

Meanwhile, U.S. ultra-low cost carriers, led by Spirit are going in the opposite direction. Reports say that the ULCC airlines are considering forcing a nasal swab up each passenger’s nose — not to test for the virus, but just because — unless passengers pay a $39.99 fee to opt-out of the swab.


United Closes Eating & Drinking Mask Loophole

2 Ever since airlines required masks on-board, they have allowed an exception while eating or drinking. Naturally, passengers used that loophole to their advantage, nursing a bottle of water or cup of coffee for as long as possible in order to keep their masks off. (We’re looking at you, Senator Cruz.)

United Airlines is the first U.S. airline, with others certain to follow, in closing that clever loophole. The airline will now require masks to be worn at all times except for the actual moment the eating or drinking occurs. It will be permissible to take your mask off your mouth to take a bite of your food or sip of your drink, but the mask will need to go right back on until the next bite or sip.

The new policy is a win-win for passengers in that it will keep masks on for a longer duration, leading to a higher level of safety. Just as importantly, the airline is making it a bit more challenging to eat and drink on-board. Considering what United’s First Class catering consists of, this is a blessing in disguise — or in a mask, if you will.


Virgin Atlantic Rebrands its Loyalty Program

3 With Virgin Atlantic having emerged out of its voluntary administration process, the airline has made a dramatic overhaul to the name of its loyalty program currency, changing from Virgin Atlantic Flying Club miles to Virgin Points. Take a moment and let that sink in before we move on.

Ultimately, this appears to be a move to create a uniform loyalty currency across Virgin brands, similar to how IAG has made Avios the currency for the British Airways Executive Club and Iberia Plus programs. In other words, in the future it may be possible to both earn and redeem Virgin Points with other non-airline Virgin brands.

There’s actually some immediate good in this change for passengers. For starters, Virgin Points will now never expire. Previously, Flying Club miles expired after 36 months of inactivity in the account, but that is no more.

To celebrate the rebranding, any travel booked between today and October 1 on Virgin Atlantic is eligible for double points. For those of us who have been accruing virgin points for most of our adult lives, it’s a startling change to see them associated with something positive, so kudos to Virgin Atlantic!


El Al to Resume Passenger Flights

4 El Al has been shuttered for most of the summer, but it is ready to take to the skies again. The airline began operating cargo flights earlier this week and will resume passenger flights on October 1.

The first route to return will be Tel Aviv to Athens, with other key flights resuming shortly after. London/Heathrow, Paris/CDG, and New York/JFK return on October 12.

In addition to El Al restarting, its subsidiary Sun D’Or plans to resume its charter operation in October, first flying to destinations in both Croatia & Greece.


It’s Finally Happening (Maybe, Probably): Final Flight for Berlin/Tegel Scheduled

5 After a decade — literally a decade — of stops and starts, Berlin/Brandenburg Airport is set to open in just over a month, fittingly on Halloween — October 31.

When the airport does finally begin operating, it means Berlin/Tegel, the 4th busiest airport in Germany will finally shut its doors.

Tegel was built after the conclusion of World War II in French-controlled Berlin as an overflow airport to Berlin/Templehof during the Soviet Blockade in 1948 and 1949. Fittingly, the final flight out of Tegel will be Air France flight 1235, a 3 p.m. local time departure to Paris on November 8.

When the final flight backs from the gate and taxis out, it’s expected to receive the typical German honor of a strong, hoppy German beer shot from airport water cannons.


Airline Potpourri

  • Aeroflot is resuming international service to Bishkek (FRU), Minsk (MSQ), Nur-Sultan (NQZ), and Seoul/Incheon.
  • Air Canada received $1.52 billion after refinancing 18 airplanes and other holdings.
  • Austrian Airlines will resume service to Shanghai/Pudong on October 2.
  • Cyprus Airlines has put tickets on sale for its Winter 2020-21 schedule which seems like a good first step in actually selling tickets.
  • Ethiopian is resuming its flight from Addis Ababa (ADD) to New York/JFK via Abidjan (ABJ) with 3x-weekly Dreamliner service on December 16.
  • Eurowings is offering very generous free COVID insurance for anyone who books an international flight through September 27, which is in (checks notes…) three days.
  • Hong Kong Airlines is resuming flying to Taipei with once-weekly flights resuming October 15.
  • Rex will be launching a frequent flyer program, but not until a full year after it has launched flights.
  • United has been punished chosen as the official airline of the end of civilization the 2020 Presidential Debates.

Andrew’s Moment of Levity

A watched pot never boils, but it does get paranoid.

September 23, 2020

Delta Delays Pilot Furloughs At Least a Month

1 Delta Air Lines and its pilots will avoid furloughs for at least a month with the two parties kicking the can down the taxiway road to November 1.

Delta had planned to furlough between 1,900 and 2,000 pilots when the CARES Act expires next week, but Delta and its pilots union are working on further buyouts, voluntary leave options, and reduced hours in lieu of job losses.

Delta and its union reached a tentative agreement last week to reduce the furloughs by 220 pilots — dropping the number to 1,721 — but is still has a long way to go.

Two senators introduced a bill that would extend payroll protection for airlines for another six months. It’s possible that Delta and the ALPA are trying to stall to see if the bill is passed, as unlikely as that is.


Lufthansa Plans for Preflight Virus Tests as Soon as October

2 Lufthansa plans to be first to market with a pre-flight virus test that could potentially — dare we dream? — clear passengers to avoid a quarantine at their destination, kick-starting international travel.

The International Air Transport Association (IATA) has come out in favor of pre-flight rapid testing as a way to encourage air travel to return and make quarantine-on-arrival a thing of the past. Lufthansa is onboard and plans to have the tests available and its two main German hubs in Frankfurt and Munich, then expanding to U.S. and Canadian gateways.

At first, Lufthansa may only offer testing to its first and business class passengers due to the limit of available tests. The airline, we assume, is also less concerned about the health and safety of economy passengers because they represent a much smaller percentage of Lufthansa’s bottom line and are far more replaceable than higher-paying premium cabin customers.


Don’t Stop Retrieving: Helsinki Airport Welcomes Virus Sniffing Dogs

3 As if we weren’t already completely indebted to dogs as a society, Helsinki Airport (HEL) is introducing the first program whereby dogs will be used to sniff out COVID in travelers.

The dogs scored with near 100% accuracy during a trial program, and those who made a rare mistake were said to have remained pawsitive throughout the process.

Nasal swab tests need approximately 18 million molecules to identify the virus, while a dog needs just 10-100 molecules, I shih tzu not. This results in more accurate results from the dogs and the ability to identify the virus days before symptoms start.

At first, the dogs will not be used in the terminal or at check-in but will be used to screen incoming international passengers. Airports and airlines around the world will be watching to see if the trial program yields useful data and infurmation.


British Airways Announces Same-Day Business Travel Schedule

4 British Airways announced a focus on a return to business travel in the UK and western Europe with a schedule designed for pre-9 a.m. departures and post-5 p.m. returns. This permits same-day travel and avoids hotel stays. Marriott officials had no comment.

The schedule is designed to shuttle passengers to and from its London hub, with flights heading in both directions early in the morning and in the evening. Cities served include main business centers in Germany, Italy, and the rest of western Europe & Scandinavia. BA has also put together a domestic schedule for the same purpose — serving seven destinations around the U.K. — for those who prefer their journey from home to the airport to be longer than the flight.


Duty-Free Isn’t Free: Incheon Strikes Out Looking for New Vendor

5 Seoul/Incheon airport failed to garner enough bidders in its duty-free auction earlier this week, preventing it from awarding vendor contracts for the airport’s Terminal 1.

Duty-free is a big deal in Korea, so much so that Korean Air put a duty-free shop onboard its A380s. This failure is the equivalent of Seattle Airport not getting enough bids to sell coffee in the terminal. Or bath salts for any airport in Florida.

The auction was in six parts — one for each of the main categories of duty-free: cosmetics, perfume, liquor, tobacco, fashion, and miscellaneous goods. Presumably, these $100 pens that supposedly teach you a new language would fall under miscellaneous items. 

The airport has proposed a reduction in lease fees and other givebacks to operators when it tries again with a second auction next month.


Airline Potpourri

  • American is returning to La Paz, Mexico (LAP) for the first time since 1980 with 1x-weekly service from Dallas/Ft. Worth and 3x-weekly from Phoenix. It is also beginning service to Loreto (LTO) from both cities.
  • FastJet resumed operations this week after six months of inactivity with 12 weekly flights from its Harare (HRE) hub.
  • Fiji Airways has retired its final B737-700.
  • flydubai is resuming flights to Male (MLE) for the first time since 2018 with 4x-weekly service from Dubai.
  • Garuda Indonesia is in talks for $156 in funding to help keep the airline operating for the foreseeable future.
  • Qantas is upping its flights between Canberra and Queensland after the lifting of travel restrictions. 4x-weekly service from Gold Coast (OOL) to Canberra will begin on Friday.
  • Rex is close to securing a $107 million investment from an Asian investor to help it compete in the Australian domestic market in 2021.
  • Ryanair will open a new base at Paris/Beauvais (BVA) on December 3.
  • Transavia France has built up its domestic France schedule for November.

Andrew’s Moment of Levity

I put an ad on Craigslist for my car, but no one has responded yet. It’s a used Delorean — in great condition and has very low mileage. I really only drove it from time to time.

September 22, 2020

Southwest Encourages the Buddy System

1 Southwest Airlines launched a promotion offering its famed Companion Pass by registering on Southwest.com. The only qualification is you have to book one round trip flight by September 24 — this Thursday — for travel by November 15. Complete that, and voila, you’ve got a companion pass valid from January 6 through February 28.

Southwest is running the promotion to try and juice bookings during a traditionally-weak period for leisure travel. With loads light between now and mid-November, the qualification period will encourage people to take a trip. Then again after the winter holidays, the January/February travel period is traditionally big for business travel. Dangling the companion pass allows Southwest to entice leisure travelers to get out of town.

Shameless Self Promo Alert: To assist you and your lucky companion on your seven week journey on Southwest, Cranky Concierge has launched a $99 Southwest Companion Special available that includes flight planning & monitoring for your qualifying flight and unlimited flight planning & monitoring on all Southwest flights when you fly with your companion for the length of the promo. But wait – there’s more! Sign up in the next 24 hours, and you’ll also receive a 2-year contract offer to be a first officer for Pakistan International Airlines. Starting salary is $100,000. No experience necessary.*

*Ok, so maybe that last part isn’t true. You can probably get that even without signing up for the Southwest Companion deal with us.


Delta Extends Change Fee Waiver to SkyMiles Awards

2 Delta Air Lines announced an extension to its no-change fee policy today, adding SkyMiles award tickets to the party.

Effective immediately, Delta has eliminated award ticket redeposit fees and reissue fees for domestic travel for all non-Basic Economy itineraries. Most notably, Delta has also eliminated its much-despised rule that all award travel is locked in 72 hours prior to departure. Changes can now be made up until departure. This option is especially useful for customers who have second thoughts about spending those 265,000 SkyMiles they spent a whole life earning for a one-way trip from Birmingham to Columbus, via Atlanta.

In addition, SkyClub and Delta Select memberships will not expire until June 30. This is great news for SkyClub members who have not had their fill of a dozen or three preflight Biscoffs. (Or is that just us?) Delta Select members will also be pleased to know that their ridiculous purchase for a nonsensical product will remain valid into next summer.


JetBlue Takes Over the Nutmeg State

3 JetBlue continues to add new routes at a torrid pace so it can try to find bright spots of leisure travel demand in a generally bleak world.

Today, JetBlue has turned its attention to Connecticut, with the airline adding four new routes out of Hartford (BDL) to the West Coast and Mexico. BDL has always been a popular airport for departing aircraft as people wanting to leave Hartford are never in short supply. The problem is the arrivals — getting people to willfully fly into Hartford is always a challenge.

The new routes out of Hartford see JetBlue expanding with three cross-country routes to Las Vegas, Los Angeles, and San Francisco. American has been serving Hartford from LA, though it remains to be seen when or if that will return. Hartford has no other service west of Denver. JetBlue will begin all three routes on December 18. Cancun service will begin November 18.


American Launches Refundable International Fares

4 The race to scrounge up whatever air travel demand there is continues, with American loading inexpensive refundable fares to Asia, Europe, and South America.

The fares for coach travel were actually filed last week, but they have already been extended for purchase through the end of September — excluding Basic Economy, of course — for travel any time. The fares may not be the cheapest offered in the market, but they are significantly less than the price tag that normally accompanies a refundable fare — especially for transoceanic travel. For example, a roundtrip from Los Angeles to London early next year was pricing at under $1,000 at the refundable rate, which is actually refundable minus a $100 “administrative fee.”

We’ve recently seen a disruption in the airline industry with change fees disappearing on domestic travel. This trial balloon from AA could be a preview of the next to fall… or it could just be a desperate attempt to instill confidence so skeptical travelers will feel comfortable booking international travel again.


No Tasman Travel Bubble in 2020

5 Air New Zealand CEO Greg Foran says that Australia and New Zealand will not be forming a travel bubble until March 2021 at the earliest. 

The governments of both counties had planned a travel bubble to allow quarantine-free travel between both countries. Rising cases have scuttled the plans for now, with Victoria seeing a spike in cases along with an increase in New Zealand. Australia is insisting on at least 28-consecutive days of no community transmission of the virus before considering an international bubble.

In the meantime, New Zealand is considering a bubble with its neighbor the Cook Islands. The Cook Islands reopened its borders this week for its own residents stuck in New Zealand.


Airline Potpourri

  • Aeromexico has received permission from U.S. Bankruptcy Court to revise its agreement with its aircraft lessors to save costs.
  • Cathay Pacific is launching a 12-week, 2x-weekly cargo flight to Pittsburgh. The flights will presumably be filled with Terrible Towels.
  • Delta will resume long-haul international service from Minneapolis/St. Paul with its flight to Amsterdam returning on October 25.
  • Liard Air in Canada has added a King 300 to its fleet.
  • Norwegian, SAS, & Widerøe had their loan guarantees extended two months to the end of 2020 by the Norwegian government.
  • TUI has cut its winter capacity to approximately 40% of last winter’s capacity figures.

Andrew’s Moment of Levity

My e-mail password got hacked again. This is the third time in four weeks I’ve had to rename my first grandkid.

September 21, 2020

Delta & Alaska Add New California Routes

1 Competition in California is heating up as both Delta Air Lines and Alaska Airlines are adding routes directly overlapping with additions made by JetBlue and Southwest in the state.

Delta’s additions in the Golden State include three new routes from its Los Angeles hub, none going very far. LAX gains flights to Fresno, Palm Springs, and Reno once-daily beginning November 20. Reno goes twice-daily on December 19 as previously announced. Reno, by the way, also gets a nonstop to Atlanta. (So do Boise and Spokane, for that matter.)

Alaska is gearing up in California as well, adding two new destinations from LAX — both Cancun & Reno begin with daily flights on December 17, but the Cancun route is seasonal-only and will end in April. From Palm Springs, Alaska plans three new destinations — daily, seasonal service to Boise through April, 5x-weekly seasonal service to Reno, and 2x-daily up the coast to San Jose. All three Palm Springs destinations begin on December 17.


Senate Introduces Bill to Save Airline Jobs Through March

2 Senators Susan Collins (R-ME) & Roger Wicker (R-MS) introduced a bill today that would protect jobs of U.S. airline workers and ensure air service to communities across the country through March 31.

With Congress not recently having approved a piece of wide-ranging legislation like a second CARES Act to protect jobs across the country — or really, any legislation of consequence at all *sigh* — this bill is focused solely on the aviation industry. Just remember… a LOT of bills get introduced and very few ever go anywhere.

The legislation would continue the payroll grant program that currently exists under the CARES Act but is scheduled to expire at the end of this month. The cost would be around $28 billion — with the bulk of the funds coming from leftover money from an airline loan program — while still requiring an additional $11 billion from the federal government.

One unnamed member of Congress has suggested a plan similar to playing “credit card roulette” when dining out, suggesting that 11 air passengers between now and the end of the year be selected at random, and each will be given a $1 billion bill to cover the difference. Most passengers won’t be affected, and those that are will be permitted to work out a payment plan with the government.


Fool Me Once, Same on You: Virgin Australia Ready for Widebodies

3 If it feels like 15 minutes ago that Virgin Australia came out of administration with a new owner that made it clear it was going to focus on short-haul flying within Australia using narrowbodies, well, you’d be right. But 15 minutes are up, and Virgin Australia is ready to bring out the heavies.

The CEO of the airline, Paul Scurrah said recently that the recovery of the longhaul market would be very slow. But his definition of very slow must also mean very fast, as Bain Capital has agreed to his plan to resume wide body operations to both Los Angeles and Tokyo/Narita.

As part of its reorganization, the airline retired its entire fleet of widebodies, leaving it with its 76 B737s. If the airline is going to return to long-haul flying, it’s going to have to pull some jets out of retirement, purchase new ones, or just steal them while some other airline isn’t looking.

This whole thing reminds me of the time we needed to stop eating so many Oreos, so we threw our package away to relieve the temptation. But then we just got in the car and stopped for a milkshake on my way to the grocery where we bought two sleeves of Oreos to replace the one we threw away.


LATAM Bankruptcy Plan Approved by U.S. Courts

4 Another key step in LATAM’s reorganization has been checked off the list as the airline had its revised financing plan approved by U.S. Bankruptcy Court for the Southern District of New York.

This new plan had less contribution from Oaktree Capital and other existing shareholders. Their money will be replaced by new creditors. The total amount of cash — $2.45 billion — is unchanged. Oaktree’s contribution has been reduced from $1.3 billion to $1.25 billion.

LATAM’s partnership with Delta has been foiled by roadblocks almost since the ink was dry on the agreement. The approval of the bankruptcy plan will allow the airline to move forward in its reorganization over the objection of its creditors and work on its new partnership with Delta. The previous plan offered discount shares to creditors instead of repaying outstanding debt. The new agreement scuttles that plan and ensures all creditors will be paid in full, except for Guillermo. LATAM always hated that guy.


UK Foreign Secretary’s Bodyguard Leaves Gun on Plane

5 We’ve all done it — an iPad, a sweater, headphones, or a book — we’ve all left something onboard the aircraft when a flight was over. Maybe you’re one of the lucky ones who was reunited with your item via the airport or airline’s lost & found. But most likely, whatever you left was gone forever.

That was not the case for the bodyguard of UK Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab who left his 9mm loaded pistol in the lavatory on United Flight 918, a redeye en route to London/Heathrow from Washington/Dulles. The name of the officer was not disclosed, though Raab was overheard asking just how it was that Mr. Bean came to be on his detail.

London’s Metropolitan Police are “looking into the matter.” We’re sure they are. Perhaps most curiously, a passenger found the loaded weapon before takeoff, in the restroom of the aircraft. The concerned passenger alerted the crew and the flight was delayed while the issue was sorted out. It was confirmed that the gun was onboard legally, and after it was returned to its rightful owner, the flight took off.

In the midst of the commotion, the takeaway from the British Airline Pilots’ Association is wondering why the UK foreign secretary was flying United instead of BA. The answer there is clearly that the foreign secretary really, really likes stroopwaffel.


Airline Potpourri

  • airBaltic received delivery of its 23rd A220-300. If anyone is looking to send a gift to the airline, the traditional gift for a 23rd aircraft is a peanut-encrusted tray table.
  • Air India has been banned from operating to Hong Kong until October 3 due to too many passengers testing positive for the virus.
  • Cathay Dragon is being prohibited by Hong Kong from flying to Kuala Lumpur until October 3 due to it being the origin of the Air India passengers that flew into Hong Kong with the virus. In other news, Bobby told Suzie that Cindy said that Jimmy really likes Katie but he won’t tell her because Jimmy heard that Katie liked Billy.
  • Gulf Air has resumed service to Dhaka (DAC).
  • Kenya Airways needs a $500 million bailout to keep operating according to its CEO. Same, my friend, same.
  • Norwegian received additional funding from the Norwegian government to enable it to continue operating for another two months. The Norwegian government has found one better use for its money than bailing out the airline, so any leftover cash will be burned over a fire to provide heat for Norwegian citizens this winter.
  • SWISS is bracing for potential layoffs throughout its entire business.
  • Qantas is planning a series of auctions to sell off much of its 747 memorabilia, just in time for the holiday season, because who doesn’t need a galley control unit in their home to properly celebrate Christmas?

Andrew’s Moment of Levity

Poop jokes aren’t my favorite. But they are #2.

September 18, 2020

Emirates Plans Flights to Israel

1 As a part of the burgeoning diplomatic relations between the United Arab Emirates and Israel, Emirates Airline is planning on operating regular commercial service between Dubai and Tel Aviv.

Both El Al and Israir have announced plans to operate between the two nations, with Emirates now planning to join the fray as soon as January 2021.

Most notably for Emirates, the airline has plans to open a kosher catering facility in Dubai to cater the Israeli flights. Emirates already offered kosher meals aboard its flights, but the meals were outsourced. It now expects to have its kosher catering facility up in-time for its flights to Israel to commence. For the facility to be considered compliant, it will adhere to all standards set forth by Kosher dietary laws. That includes a jewish mother on every Emirates flight insisting that passengers “haven’t eaten enough” and bringing them second and third servings despite being completely full.


El Al Has a New Owner

2 Sticking with Israel for the moment… Eli Rozenberg is the new controlling owner of El Al after he purchased 42.85% of the company for $150 million.

The airline has been essentially shutdown since March and wasn’t anywhere near profitable prior to the shutdown. The Israeli government offered up a loan of $250 million with the condition that the airline put out a public share offering. Rozenberg took advantage, purchasing the controlling interest with the backing of his father, the CEO of New York-based nursing home chain Centers Health Care.

The state of Israel, committed to purchasing any unsold shares of the airline, has agreed to purchase between 12 and 15% of the airline at a price tag of about $30 million.

El Al flew 5.8 million passengers and 74,500 tons of cargo in 2019. 74,000 of the 74,500 tons of cargo were bagels and lox being shipped from New York back to Israel.


Delta & LATAM Receive JV Approval from Brazil

3 After a challenging couple weeks for Delta Air Lines, the airline finally received some good news: Brazil approved the proposed joint venture between the airline and LATAM without any conditions.

The approval was the first of many as for the JV to receive in order to be allowed to operate freely. Chile and the United States, the home of the two airlines are expected to be the most challenging regulatory approvals. 

The JV was announced a year ago, and has been marked by starts and stops, some of which were pandemic-related and some of which were not. Delta was forced to pay $62 million to LATAM earlier in the summer when it cancelled a deal to buy four A350 aircraft from the airline.

To celebrate the regulatory approval in Brazil, Delta invited LATAM officials to appetizers and cocktails at One Flew South located in Concourse E at Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson Airport. The group enjoyed their hors d’oeuvres before the LATAM contingent flew home to Santiago via Miami on American.


Comair to Return to the South African Skies

4 Comair plans to return to the skies in South Africa after six months of being grounded due to the pandemic and an untenable economic situation.

The airline plans to resume flying as early as this December, ramping up over the winter and spring before returning to something resembling a full operation in June of 2021.  

The business will shrink from about 2,200 jobs to 1,800 through early retirement buyouts and unpaid leave offers. All 2,200 jobs were on the potential chopping block before the rescue plan that allowed the airline to re-emerge was able to save the bulk of the positions.

Comair also plans to maintain a fleet of 25 aircraft, including two Boeing 737 MAX, er 737-8, er, whatever… both of which can fly safely. Seriously, Boeing swears by it.


Thai Simulates Revenue Generation

5 Thai Airways is offering up time in its simulators in a desperation heave to create revenue during the pandemic.

The airline is marketing itself to the very small subset of people who both live in Bangkok and have an interest in paying to operate an airline’s aircraft simulator. Three packages are on offer, ranging from 30 to 90 minutes in the simulator and can be had for as little as 12,500 miles.

Customers can simulate flying on any Thai aircraft, including the A380, and will be supervised by Thai pilots. Once the session has been completed, each participant will be offered a Captain job flying for Pakistan International.


Airline Potpourri

  • Alitalia will fly two flights between Rome and Milan with passengers who are all proven to have negative COVID tests.
  • Air Canada may not be offering refunds to customers for canceled flights, but by God, they’ve got COVID travel insurance available.
  • Air India is reportedly losing money on 90% of its routes, to which Alitalia executives said “We need to figure out what they’re doing right!”
  • Copa has resumed service from its Panama City hub to Washington/Dulles.
  • Hong Kong Airlines offered pilots both unpaid leave and pay cuts in order to keep as many jobs as possible.
  • Norwegian has committed to cutting its CO2 admissions by 45% by 2030. Be sure and remain subscribed to Cranky Daily until 2030 to see how this turns out. We’re pretty confident the airline can get to 100% before then.
  • Pakistan International Airlines has announced that all passengers under two years old can fly their planes fly for free with a paying adult. If they aren’t flying with a paying adult, one might wonder why they’re flying in the first place, and how they’re going to get to the airport.
  • Ryanair hopes to take delivery of 30-40 737 MAX jets by summer of 2021. It’s also cutting capacity 20% in October because it was again annoyed by something the EU & Irish governments did – or didn’t do. Who can really keep up anymore?

Andrew’s Moment of Levity

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.